I Confess……..

stupid design. who thought of this anyway!?!

- That my husband was right about the new laundry detergent. It leaks everywhere, even after I wipe up after it… I think I’m done furiously trying to conceal the fact that it drips.

- I find Fingerling Potatoes so creepy. I get that they look like nubby, fat fingers, but did they have to NAME them that!? I mean honestly. They should have named them “best for a salsa breakfast scramble” potato.

- Elmo is wearing on me. Juuuuuuust a little.

Seriously. It gets old.

- I have the most irrational fear ever… This isn’t like, “teehee, yeah that’s kinda unnerving” – I will admit that I tend to start shaking and think up the worst possible circumstance ever when I’m in a parking garage. In both Ohio and Texas, it wasn’t so bad. They were typically above ground, spacious, and had spots big enough for my car. Naturally, Washington does not follow suit. Theirs are underground, cramped,  and the size of the parking spots is a downright joke. Seriously though, UNDERGROUND???? Doesn’t Seattle get earthquakes?! Just thinking of this is making me a bit claustrophobic, and I have to stop. I don’t know why this bothers me, as above ground parking garages can crumble as well. BUT STILL. Scary.

- I’m not so sure that I do planks correctly. I love the workout, feeling the burn, and I especially love sore abs the next day. But whyyyy is it so stressful on my shoulders? Are planks the world’s way of telling me I should also do push ups? Because I probably should.

- Every time the Sun Drop commercial comes on, I can’t help but just laugh.  It’s that stupid, but I can’t help it.

- Drinks that are “zero calorie” confuse the crap out of me. How is just not water? How is there taste, without calories? I mean really. They’re gotta come from somewhere, right?? PS – why doesn’t this apply to cupcakes?? focus people!!

- My dinner last night was hot chocolate and trail mix. I regret nothing.

in my belly, now; please and thank you

VooDoo Doughnuts

this doesn't happen daily, i swear.

You’ve seen it on the Travel Channel, Man Vs. Food, and the Food Network. That crazy place in Portland that has bacon covered donuts and bubble yum inspired morsels. We went there this past sunday, and…………

you’ll have to check out THIS site for details.

While you’re there, take a look around. Bookmark it. COME ON PEOPLE IT’S ABOUT FOOD. You won’t regret it. Promise.

Self Timer?? Don’t Mind If I Do…

Please don’t mind the no makeup, ratty mom hair look. If you think these are bad, be happy you can at least close the browser window, unlike my poor husband, who sees this daily.

OH!! Hello Camera. I didn't see you there.

Oh so classy.

My personal favorite.

I look like an old man.

On the way home...

just Vogue'in away...

Minding my own Vogue'in business...

But SOMEONE in the backseat did not appreciate...

and my brother proceeded to squish my face...

At this point I couldn't stop laughing

I will never Vogue again...